Dear new users:
If you are reading this it most likely means you weren't one of the first 5 people that accepted the invite. That means I will always look at you as less of a person, regardless of your personal accomplishments or remarkable personality.
Don't get me wrong... glad to have you on board. Just know that life is QUITE grand on the pedestal which the "first five" will forever sit upon. Feel free to send gifts of cash, furniture and fresh baked goods to the "First Five" at any time. Also, if you feel like contributing to the "Quad Waffle Group Funding Alpha Team" please contact anyone in the "First Five" to get further information.
Seriously though.... I almost turn myself on thinking of how cool I am now. I mean... if i was there.... wouldn't you want to touch me and see if I was even real? Like... some sort of administrative Zebulon Pike. One of the first.... You know.... like, way before you showed up.
All hail Trashfire
-Joel
If you are reading this it most likely means you weren't one of the first 5 people that accepted the invite. That means I will always look at you as less of a person, regardless of your personal accomplishments or remarkable personality.
Don't get me wrong... glad to have you on board. Just know that life is QUITE grand on the pedestal which the "first five" will forever sit upon. Feel free to send gifts of cash, furniture and fresh baked goods to the "First Five" at any time. Also, if you feel like contributing to the "Quad Waffle Group Funding Alpha Team" please contact anyone in the "First Five" to get further information.
Seriously though.... I almost turn myself on thinking of how cool I am now. I mean... if i was there.... wouldn't you want to touch me and see if I was even real? Like... some sort of administrative Zebulon Pike. One of the first.... You know.... like, way before you showed up.
All hail Trashfire
-Joel
When I saw the Quad Waffle logo, I knew I had found the right place. Please, give me a moment to elaborate on my Quad Waffle love affair. It all started one dark night in the middle of Wyoming. I still am not sure to this day if the Quad Waffle was real or not, But I have been craving them every single morning ever since.
ReplyDeleteLet me tell you that I cannot begin to explain the way the syrup soaks into 4 waffles vs. just one waffle. It's indescribable the flavors that come out in layer after layer of waffle goodness. You know what's bullshit? I asked Wal-Mart where the Quad Waffles were when I got back to Colorado, and supposedly they have never heard of them. I have been stuck with using a stack of 4 Eggo brand waffles and my imagination of a far away land with so many Quad Waffles you cannot possibly eat them all in one day.
Enough of my tangent, But for real though the flavor is amazing. Sometimes I put cinnamon sugar on my Quad Waffles. If I'm feeling crazy I'll put it on all 4, and my taste buds can hardly handle it. I cannot wait to get back to Wyoming. I'm going to load up hard on Quad Waffles.
Have you ever thought of importing Quad Waffles to Wyoming? We could maybe run them green and bring back Quad Waffles? Anyway.. I think that could be a big business venture. We should really consider it so we can afford to buy that piece of land we've been talking about for our families.
Oh yea, almost forgot.. You're pretty good at guitar and shit. We should jam.
I think we need to finish insulating the garage and make the first priority writing the new quad waffle radio jingle.
ReplyDeleteARE WE DUE FOR A "QUAD WAFFLE APPRECIATION THREAD? IT'S BOUND TO NEED IT'S OWN DEDICATED SPACE. (CAPS LOCK IS KING)
ReplyDeleteKraig = well said!
ReplyDeleteOsea.. It's really nothing when it comes from the heart. Can't wait for the next Summit, I have a feeling Quadwaffles and screwdriver joke's wont be the only thing we come out of there with. I'm going to be wearing protection.
ReplyDeleteSeriously dude, in all serious-ness.. THANK YOU, for starting this, and all of this fun that comes along with it. You're obviously going to go down as an all-star of some sort.
Joel, Lemme know on the garage. As long as we don't piss off the old lady next door lets kill it this winter. Drums get very loud though.. Still waiting for that Fiddle to fall out of heaven into my arms. =)
1,2,3,4.. Quadwaffle!
It's happening. Osea and i are going to hope for next week. I just gotta come up with the cash for more insulation. 3 of us might be able to get it done in 1 session!!!!
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